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Post by halfhero on Dec 12, 2005 19:32:55 GMT -5
Last I remember good ole hercule was wandering(soaring above) the big forest looking for something heroic to do. maybe he can try to find another elemental castle or something.
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Post by KRoZ on Dec 13, 2005 1:50:33 GMT -5
You fly around for a time finding nothing of particular interest except for some small towns and tribal settlements. The augmented eyes of your companions assure you that they're in awe of your giant ass eagle.
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Post by halfhero on Dec 13, 2005 19:42:52 GMT -5
Head down one of the larger of the small towns and grab several bites to eat, and ask around about local affairs.
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Post by KRoZ on Dec 13, 2005 21:20:09 GMT -5
You purchase two healthy cattle in order to feed your carnivores and a half cart of vegitation for your herbals from the local farmers.
The general consensus seems to agree that you are the most intersting thing that has happened lately, however a string of kidnappings and general banditry has been popping up as of late.
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Post by halfhero on Dec 14, 2005 0:15:51 GMT -5
Inquire more about the bandits, and find out if I could get some room and board if I took care of it.
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Post by KRoZ on Dec 14, 2005 1:29:37 GMT -5
They aren't sure if they have the facilities to accomidate you to your degree of comfort. But being that they are farmers they actually say "Wull yer animals can sleep in that thar barn."
You doubtlessly get free room and board for yourself at a local inn were you to solve this connundrum of banditry.
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Post by halfhero on Dec 14, 2005 19:18:38 GMT -5
Tell them I am used to sleeping in the woods without much of a tent, which aint so bad since my animal let me sleep on them, but any building they have would be nice. Go speak to the mayor or police force or what have you and get as much info as I can about these bandits.
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Post by halfhero on Dec 21, 2005 0:48:13 GMT -5
so do i get some info on the ole bandits?
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Post by KRoZ on Dec 22, 2005 16:56:29 GMT -5
They hold up in a camp in some hills to the southwest and a series of caves. They might have something to do with the kidnappings, it's uncertain.
They hit caravans bringing supplies into the town from the northwest and bring them back to the caves.
If the bandits are tied to the kidnappings, it's not a good idea to go in and kill every living soul or start a huge ruckus of gunfire and vibro claws.
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Post by halfhero on Dec 22, 2005 20:59:11 GMT -5
yeah, my plan is to wait until there is a caravan coming in, then put the bunny, chameleon, and me in sniper positions, and have the mantis and wolverine dig themselves into the ground and await attack. i think i will hold backon having the hawk scout, cause i fear it being shot down, but once i get a better idea of what armamaments they have, it can start doing recon for us.
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Post by KRoZ on Dec 25, 2005 3:32:18 GMT -5
You investigate the north west for a good ambush point. There are a large number of trees, large enough to have most of your animals lay within, except the wolverine and hawk. The area leads along the road, so you head back to learn some about the scheduled caravan arrivals.
After finalizing a plan you note a caravan should pass through there in two days.
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Post by halfhero on Dec 25, 2005 21:47:29 GMT -5
spend the two days looking for traps and also setting up some traps that will basicallly just make sound to let me now of people aorund.
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Post by KRoZ on Dec 26, 2005 1:34:18 GMT -5
Having a limited knowlege of trapping, Mr. Satan buys some rope and just sort of ties it around to herd or trip people towards bushes or low branches. All the while he considers the usefullness of a giant spider.
The mega eyes of your comrades don't find anything of note, so you lay in wait.
As the caravan that is scheduled to arrive draws nearer in deadline, the bunny takes audio note of a far off vehicle coming from the south west. It parks and a moderate number of people get out.
Hooray for super ears.
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Post by halfhero on Dec 26, 2005 22:26:02 GMT -5
yeah totally, it ruins the line of sight protection. so get a tree for the chameleon to be in, have the bunny and the wolverine and the mantis hide in yonder bushes, then hide myself under some sticks and leaves, but not soooo well hidden, cause i want to be found first, cause they wil never expect my ginormous animales.
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Post by KRoZ on Dec 26, 2005 22:51:01 GMT -5
You hang there a minute, waiting. Eventually you hear them drawing closer as well, taking cover in the bushes. You see some men with rifles and light armor scattering into the forest quickly and professionally.
You remain still, waiting to be found. Suddenly you feel a presence rise up behind you.
"Yoo moof, yoo die!" says a harsh, forceful voice from behind.
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Post by halfhero on Dec 27, 2005 7:20:05 GMT -5
have the chameleon begin firing his horn rifles into the general area, the wolverine will makesure he is in a safe area(no friendlies around) and begin chasing/whipclawing bandits at random. the rabbit will fire at the guy behind me with the railgun, and the mantis will starting using foresty cameoflage..? to sneak up on people and cripple them. assuming things go my way, i wasgonna interrogate them and see about getting some stuff back.
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Post by KRoZ on Dec 27, 2005 23:48:01 GMT -5
It's a slaughter.
Without much more than giving word and turning around, the animals make near instant work of the bandits, leaving three alive. One missing an arm and bleeding profusely, one missing his legs at the knees cauterized (Sp?) by laser, and one with a broken rib cage.
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Post by halfhero on Dec 28, 2005 20:19:04 GMT -5
thank god, i was nervous they would be secretly good enouggh to hurt mis animales. take the two guys without broken bones that are still attached to them and drag em over to mr. ribs are hurtin. "You all know that what you are doing is wrong, so its hard for me to apologize, but I am sorry that I had to do this to you. Please tell me where the stolen goods have been going and I will try my best to get you some medical attention." (god am i glad i dont have to play mr satan IC, cause i dont wanna play a jackass lol)
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Post by KRoZ on Jan 14, 2006 3:09:25 GMT -5
After a few moments of "Oh god the pain!" and "Uuugghhhh!!" you get a "Fuck! FUCK! FUCKING NORTH WEST Je-jesus it... 547, 126! Oh god."
He's given you regional coordinates to the Bandit camp.
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Post by halfhero on Jan 15, 2006 19:58:52 GMT -5
have the hawk land, and see to it that the living ones are given some dandy hospital care then fed immediately to the authorities, if their is any prevelant ones, if not, like... the town can decide what to do with em. tell the chameleon to try and take a nap or something because i need him to do a night time recon mission.
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Post by KRoZ on Jan 26, 2006 22:56:27 GMT -5
The hawk whisks them away so they can get some great medical care before the town lynches them.
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Post by halfhero on Jan 27, 2006 15:32:35 GMT -5
yay for lynching! inform the townsfolk that the deed is done, spend the night there, then begin my journey of exceptional fortitude again.
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Post by KRoZ on Jan 29, 2006 15:09:17 GMT -5
You mean before you actually go to the raider camp?
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Post by halfhero on Jan 29, 2006 22:03:52 GMT -5
oh, i suppose not, hahahahah, i stupid
wait till night, have my hawk fly over the area and the chameleon will use night vision, to scope out the area. and kill the mayor!
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Post by KRoZ on Jan 30, 2006 5:08:25 GMT -5
I take it you mean to do all of those things besides kill the mayor?
The camp is a ways off partially in the woods and some rocky terrain. Not much is seeable through the trees when not at ground level. There are some tents, jeeps, and the like.
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Post by halfhero on Jan 31, 2006 1:27:11 GMT -5
Get some distance away form the camp and have me, my wolverine, and my chameleon hop off(in the nighttime still). we will sneak our way towards the camp, but as we get about 100 feet away, have the hawk fly over and the bunny will fire a railgun into the center of the camp, while the mantis fires a bunch of spines down there. after the smoke clears, send the wolverine to move in to the center of the camp in a big spiral, have the chameleon get in some trees and ssnipe like teh wild, and i will sneak up through bushes or behind trees taking out wohever i see with plasma.
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Post by KRoZ on Feb 1, 2006 18:53:07 GMT -5
Your large sweeping maneuver goes off fairly well, until you realize there is a cave not visible from the air which is most likely being used for more raidery activities.
Some panic gunfire from badguys hits the wolverine doing negligible damage so far. However some comes your way and you are forced to duck for cover for a minute.
As you cruise around looking for things to melt, you find a man holding a tied up and beaten woman hostage as he panickededlyly fires at whatever horrible beast is stalking through the camp at night and chopping everyone into pieces.
Mayhaps you have just found one of the kidnapees.
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Post by halfhero on Feb 1, 2006 19:34:01 GMT -5
Take very careful aim and fire, also, have the bunny leap off the hawk into the forest about 50 feet out, and listen for people who are crying more for help and less for fear of the sudden night attack. Have the wolverine lighten up a little bit on attacking so he can dodge better. the mantis will drop as quietly(use wings to hover if they aint too loud) as posssible into a tree near the cave, and be prepared to spine anyone who comes out of the cave with malicious intent.
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Post by KRoZ on Feb 15, 2006 2:53:38 GMT -5
Everything goes as planned in that move with the exception of taking careful aim and firing. I assume you mean to use the plasma pistol, but given your past experiences with it you don't feel comfortable with it's melty powers going that near to something you don't want dead. You reconsider your options.
The bunny separates the cries of "ARGH KILL THEM!" and "ARGH IT HURTS!" and "ARGH I'M A PRISONER!" giving you a rough idea on positions.
THe mantis watches the cave exit and spines the crap out of a few unlucky bastards who rush out to aid their falling bretheren.
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Post by halfhero on Feb 15, 2006 18:56:01 GMT -5
yeah, i probably couuld have described mr satans attack better eh? how about we do a good ole call lightning on the guy next to the hostage. thats usually hurts people.
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