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Post by Frederic Bourgault-Christie on Feb 12, 2006 2:22:49 GMT -5
Where Korg can continue his antics. He may wish to join Shae, Quion and Bombardi in pulling pranks.
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Post by korglobster on Feb 14, 2006 1:55:17 GMT -5
*cough* Korg is a he. *cough*
Korg goes to the nearest car dealership to test drive a couple of nice cars.
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Post by Frederic Bourgault-Christie on Feb 14, 2006 2:02:36 GMT -5
OOG: So now I've assumed a human crab and a chainsaw-wielding freak of nature were women. Augh.
Korg can always just get Mauler or Sarashito or any of the tech folks to make her an insane car... but then again, this might be a good prank.
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Post by korglobster on Feb 14, 2006 2:10:25 GMT -5
The latter was a nicely put assumption.
Why the hell would Korg want to deal with a car salesperson unless he was going to completely mess with him/her?
KORG IS MALE. "Korg can just get....to make HIM an insane car."
His feelings are getting hurt now. Just because he wears pink chemises doesn't make him a lady.
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Post by Frederic Bourgault-Christie on Feb 14, 2006 2:45:37 GMT -5
OOG: It's not Korg, it's that both the PC and the way I assume pronouns are female.
How will he find car dealerships?
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Post by korglobster on Feb 14, 2006 3:16:14 GMT -5
Yellow Pages!
Or...better yet, Korg is gonna ask random passers-by for the nearest lot.
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Post by Frederic Bourgault-Christie on Feb 14, 2006 5:17:37 GMT -5
In the traditional Korg manner: threats, random topics, long-winded explanations, and sometimes a question?
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Post by korglobster on Feb 16, 2006 0:53:46 GMT -5
Yes...all followed by uncomfortable claw pats on the back.
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Post by Frederic Bourgault-Christie on Feb 16, 2006 1:05:43 GMT -5
Eventually, a paunchy man in a gray shirt with a thick New York accent says, "Hey, weirdo, I don't think you should be on the friggin roads, but there is a place that way." He points then walks off.
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Post by korglobster on Feb 16, 2006 1:55:40 GMT -5
Woot, go there merrily on my way hum dee dum.
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Post by Frederic Bourgault-Christie on Feb 16, 2006 2:30:25 GMT -5
OOG: I am trying to raise the size of posts a little here. A little more self-description and dialogue would be good. No criticism meant, you're doing great, just wanting to slowly raise the material here.
Korg walks along, whistling innocuously, thereby attracting attention from passersby. Suddenly, in one step she is in a city street filled with people in bikinis and street gear and in the next is on a moon.
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Post by korglobster on Feb 17, 2006 0:57:30 GMT -5
Korg checks HIS surroundings. He jumps to the nearest crater, bends down to pick up a piece of moon rock and proceeds to sniff it (with whatever may elude to be nostrils).
HE begins to call out in isolation. "HELLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOO? ANYONE OUT THERRRRRRE......?"
(I'm assuming he can breathe at this point. Can he breathe? God, I sure hope so? And when I said jump, I meant walked normally which would have naturally turned to a jump so he wouldn't have been propelled from the moon.)
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Post by Frederic Bourgault-Christie on Feb 17, 2006 1:23:52 GMT -5
OOG: Well, Korg can with the team's powers fly, breathe in space or other oxygenless environments, smell and talk in space, etc.
A voice booms from the surface. "REMEMBER ME, LOBSTER?!"
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Post by korglobster on Feb 17, 2006 1:32:34 GMT -5
(Woot, nice to know.)
Korg crouches down to the ground sensing lunar dust with his antennae...
"Well, it's not as if I know a lot of people with large booming voices that live on the moon, but you don't seem to be ringing any bells at the moment."
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Post by Frederic Bourgault-Christie on Feb 17, 2006 3:46:02 GMT -5
"FOOL! I DO NOT LIVE ON THE MOON! I AM THE MOON!"
In his intermediate days, Korg managed somehow with the rest of his superheroes to turn away what Korg titled Borgon the Creepy Moon. It's like that moon from Majora's Mask, right down to the genocide.
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Post by korglobster on Feb 18, 2006 1:51:45 GMT -5
(Unfamiliar with Majora's Mask...but okay.)
Korg does his best not to seem befuddled. "Oh, hey...moon. How're you doing? Did you lose weight? Looking good."
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Post by Frederic Bourgault-Christie on Feb 18, 2006 2:55:41 GMT -5
OOG: Very nice banter.  "YOU AND THE SPERBLES HAVE CONDEMNED ME TO WANDERING THE UNIVERSE WITHOUT SATISFYING MY HUNGER! BUT THERE ARE SOME HERE WHO WOULD LIKE YOU DEAD. SO CHOOSE, KORG: SWALLOWED AND DIGESTED BY ME, OR KILLED BY THESE ASSASSINS?" |
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Post by korglobster on Feb 18, 2006 3:07:06 GMT -5
Korg ponders for a time.
"Oh that Sperble Gang! See...not all of us really agreed with that whole banishment thing. But you seem to be doing quite well for yourself. Please, on behalf of the entire Sperble Elite, accept my humble offer of perhaps a favor? I'll deal with the assassins if you'll only promise not to devour me."
Korg makes a confident bow...and winks as best he can.
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Post by Frederic Bourgault-Christie on Feb 18, 2006 3:35:19 GMT -5
"QUITE WELL?! QUITE WELL! WHAT FAVOR COULD YOU POSSIBLY OFFER ME!!!"
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Post by korglobster on Feb 18, 2006 4:07:12 GMT -5
"Well, you have this...unsatisfied hunger? Maybe I could get you some...things to munch on. Or maybe you have some people you want to get rid of. Or taxes to be filed...I don't know, lay it on me."
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Post by Frederic Bourgault-Christie on Feb 18, 2006 4:17:18 GMT -5
The creature screams with rage. "FORGET THE OPTION! WE'LL BOTH KILL YOU!" Korg has a brief opportunity to prepare for what he assumes will happen next.
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Post by korglobster on Feb 18, 2006 11:31:15 GMT -5
Korg quickly jumps into free space using space swim, he doesn't feel right attacking a planet he'll be standing on. He hardens his shell seeming that he most likely needs some protection. And if he has time he attempts to use his kamitsunami on Mr. Moon creature.
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Post by Frederic Bourgault-Christie on Feb 18, 2006 16:16:32 GMT -5
OOG: Remember, Kamitsunami being an F2 is quite exhausting and if for some reason it would fail or do less than you expected it would cost a lot of energy. Still gonna do it?
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Post by korglobster on Feb 18, 2006 23:37:00 GMT -5
Yes, that is true, better left for a final resort attack or finishing blow. Although I do have quite a bit of luck running on my side.
I'm gonna go ahead and try the Ama Claw Ryu No Hirameki on Mr. Moon...see what damage he takes on the first blow.
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Post by Frederic Bourgault-Christie on Feb 18, 2006 23:41:27 GMT -5
Well, apparently not now. A powerful energy shield intercepts the motion and interrupts the ACRNH. The moon then fires a similar field as an erupting roiling hammer motion, but Korg has an opportunity to defend himself. |
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Post by korglobster on Feb 18, 2006 23:47:13 GMT -5
Korg dislikes dodging in midspace (who knew?) So he activates Barrier.
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Post by Frederic Bourgault-Christie on Feb 18, 2006 23:51:11 GMT -5
How strong? Spherical/omni-directional or only in front of him? Etc.?
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Post by korglobster on Feb 19, 2006 0:08:21 GMT -5
I'll go half-sphere from the front. 4.2, please..with cheese no mayo.
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Post by Frederic Bourgault-Christie on Feb 19, 2006 1:52:05 GMT -5
Korg eventually returns, her arm disheveled and damaged. (Will edit in as more events occur on MSN.)
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