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Post by Frederic Bourgault-Christie on Nov 17, 2008 19:36:15 GMT -5
"You should have tried butcher. Survey says BUTCHER, Mario. So, Joe and Mario... yes/no on the racial modification as well?"
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Post by Grubrot Zodd on Nov 17, 2008 19:38:55 GMT -5
"No, I am still human in body, I wish to stay this way"
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Post by Ray Teh Gay on Nov 17, 2008 19:43:13 GMT -5
"I am the defender of all, I am also the follower of Gruumsh as a paladin Im gusessing, not sure if he allows that but whatever. Honestly Im not quite sure what I can be classified as. And Quin keep the materia I no longer require it for heals, we can always use someone who can cast a heal."
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Post by GM on Nov 17, 2008 19:44:10 GMT -5
"No for me I am a hundred and ten percent dead human." Mario says.
As Quinn focuses more he can determine who's mind he is reading.
Ray: "Bitch broke my heart, maybe I should find her and break her face."
Shitpickle: "Shiiit pickle."
Mario: "Just need to find some bubble gum and figure out how that would work."
Brian: "I could scare the shit out of my girlfriend like this."
Black: "Well freds not alone now, I was worried on his own he would turn this into CoTG."
Fred: "I think chicks dig the tree growing out of a guys face.. hmm?"
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Post by Frederic Bourgault-Christie on Nov 17, 2008 19:48:17 GMT -5
"So it appears to be a Gruumsh-ish Paladin, a Khornate Berserker who is human, and dead human. Quinn, you?"
I can romantically offer her my head fruit. Cut it with some brie on a cracker...
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Post by Grubrot Zodd on Nov 17, 2008 19:51:12 GMT -5
What if I tried to masturbate with this chainaxe? Ho ho! A bloody mess indeed!
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Post by Ray Teh Gay on Nov 17, 2008 19:51:23 GMT -5
Ray hops into the captians chair and puts Shit Pickle on the dash board and starts the engine.
"GOD DAMN I LOVE THE SOUND OF DIESEL IN THE MORNIN!"
Revs the engine throws it into forward and takes off, starting off slow but getting us up to about 70 on the freeway.
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Post by Frederic Bourgault-Christie on Nov 17, 2008 19:56:30 GMT -5
OOG: Safeway isn't on the freeway, unless we've already looted it . We're staying in the Brunswick Basin for a bit. EDIT: Correction, we're looting Flyers fast for all its gas that we'll siphon and everything left in the back, taking 2 minutes to do so. Then we hit the freeway and burn rubber to get out of GV.
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Post by Ray Teh Gay on Nov 17, 2008 20:08:19 GMT -5
OOC: Yeah I forgot about that one, but mario said we have like 12 min to get out so the one in down town grass valley works too.
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Post by Frederic Bourgault-Christie on Nov 17, 2008 21:08:44 GMT -5
OOG: He said we have 12 mins to get out of GV period. We'll rob the Auburn Bel Air.
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Post by クインӥ on Nov 17, 2008 21:10:06 GMT -5
"I'm just a human soldier." Quinn says man they think some weird and disturbing things what the fuck is a shit pickle?
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Post by GM on Nov 17, 2008 22:13:55 GMT -5
OOC: www.screwattack.com/AVGN/2006/MasterChuIC: Mario starts laughing "So I guess kyles dad was right, the world ended after Obama was elected." Flyers is looted and you guys burn rubber getting the fuck out of there. Mario continues on with a "You guys should probably get all the rest you can, if things are gonna continue like I think they are, well be able to time our watches to the next monster that shoves a big fuck you in our faces." With that Mario stretches out on his bed and tries to sleep.
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Post by DUNCE on Nov 17, 2008 22:28:52 GMT -5
"I guess the equipment makes the man in my case this time" Brian says looking at his hands
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Post by Frederic Bourgault-Christie on Nov 17, 2008 23:55:34 GMT -5
Fred notices Shit Pickle and says, "Hey, how's the AVGN, Shit Pickle?" He then realizes: He'll answer me by saying 'Shit Pickle'."
Fred adds, "Or after Bush got voted out." He then sits upright, seemingly liking to sleep that way, the way the nutrients travel better. He also keeps a light on him, enjoying the warmth of the sun. He tries to rest the best he can.
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Post by blacktothefuture on Nov 17, 2008 23:58:42 GMT -5
"AAAUUUH! DUUUDE!" Black says upon Quinn's announcement. "I lost..."
Black continues to silently listen, the lightsaber now stored in his pocket until Fred asks his question.
"I'm not sure I've BECOME anything yet. But I'm shooting for monk of some sort" he replies, an outstretched fist clenched in cheesy cliched determination.
(Yeah, I'm behind. But I've got class during the day. Just place it back a few posts)
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Post by Ray Teh Gay on Nov 18, 2008 2:34:51 GMT -5
Ray looks over at Shit Pickle.
"Shit Pickle drive the truck I need some sleep, drive us to Auburn."
Ray walks to a bed lays down.
"Quinn its great to see you again, Iv missed you a hell of a lot. I wonder if Dan is okay or Sean. Speaking of Dan I know you went though basic together, what happened to him you guys in the same platoon or anything?"
On a side note there is a small hatch in the very back of the trailer that if we need to we can use to get to the flat bed and fight on that or get out for emergencies or w/e
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Post by GM on Nov 18, 2008 8:05:53 GMT -5
The group inevitably sleeps which seems to last forever and only last a second simultaneously. When the group awakes it is night outside which means you have been asleep for at least two hours most likely longer considering it seems that shit pickle did all the looting while you slept. You have a large amount of supplies now. You were woken up to the sound of shit pickle yelling "shit!" and the bus swerving.
It seems as though the freeway exit off auburn is filled to the brim with rotting bodies. Undead giant birds fill the sky.
Mario springs up from his bed saying "What the hell?"
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Post by クインӥ on Nov 18, 2008 11:12:57 GMT -5
"I haven't see Dan in a while because he decided to go to Ranger school so him and me parted ways two or three months before I went to Iraq so its been about four months... he has to go thorough airborne first but once he gets to ranger school he wouldn't have any electronics so I haven't really talked to him that and I don't have a cell phone anymore"
Upon see the birds Quinn stares blankly at the scene
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Post by Frederic Bourgault-Christie on Nov 18, 2008 14:20:42 GMT -5
Fred steps out and sighs. This much rotting flesh and undead abomination... it is a deep perversion of the natural order. "We have a few options. A) We can haul these dead and bury them, then go for the freeway ramp. B) We can preemptively attack the undead birds. I would prefer not to do this. C) We can try to find another path. There are many onramps onto Auburn, not all are likely to be clogged with bodies. D) We can make our own path, basically jumping onto the freeway at maximum speed. I would imagine Ray would like this plan most. A sub-option of D would be to ride along the train tracks - I doubt any trains are coming." As he speaks, he counts the number of options.
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Post by クインӥ on Nov 18, 2008 14:50:43 GMT -5
"option A definitely sucks and I'm not going to do that regardless of how much a hippie you may be Fred" Quinn says coming out of his stupor.
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Post by Frederic Bourgault-Christie on Nov 18, 2008 15:49:12 GMT -5
"Then you can sit idle if you want. These people deserve a burial; that's not hippy, that's actually very contemporary. Don't they teach you to recover MIAs, whether they are dead or alive, unless you absolutely cannot? If we sit there for long enough, though, birds will attack us. Perhaps you and a few others can man our defenses to give the haulers enough time. It also has the effect of opening the highway to us."
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Post by blacktothefuture on Nov 18, 2008 16:23:26 GMT -5
Dear god... Black thinks upon sight of the gigantic pile of dead that lay in front of him.
"I can appreciate not wanting to leave these things here Fred but I think the best bet would be to just burn them where they are, IF we don't decide to just go back and avoid it altogether. Maybe take down the birds first from afar...?"
OOC: How many birds are there? and how giant we talkin'?
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Post by Ray Teh Gay on Nov 18, 2008 16:27:53 GMT -5
Mario is this the freeway entrance in auburn leading to Roseville? or is it the entrance in grass valley leading to auburn?
If its the one in Grass Valley then we can take a back way, Iv driven through Grass Valley so much I know at least 2 different way in any direction, so if its grass valley then Ill just drive towards Cassidy's house passed it and head towards Hanson Borthers, its the same road you just drive passed the Kmart intersection and keep going straight and you end up near Killroys auto reckers then we get on though their driveway, Killroys driveway is connected to the freeway and the rode we are on.
If its the one in Auburn leading to Roseville then I know atleast 4 ways to get around 1 on ramp. Fuck if we wanted to we could back track and take belle road and get right around all of this.
My thinking is that Id rather not have to plow though a bunch of dead bodies, I have to clean my truck after that for every ones health safety, and it'd make my truck smell bad, I know my truck can do it, plow though them all Its got more than enough power to do so, but I still don't want to.
Also Im going to be out for a while so lets just say I will do w/e is the majority vote.
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Post by クインӥ on Nov 18, 2008 16:28:23 GMT -5
"If you really feel that way you can bury them but I would advise against it with an enemy so close at hand though. I would say option C or D put us in the least danger and put the least strain on our resources" Quinn says "besides shooting a bunch of birds outta the air sounds like something a redneck would do."
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Post by Frederic Bourgault-Christie on Nov 18, 2008 16:52:43 GMT -5
"I suppose, cremation would be a good idea. It'd still be a burial, and it'd clear the path rapidly. We'll take our homemade napalm, dump it on, clear the path, and leave. This has the added advantage of surprising our enemies. Agreed?"
OOG: I believe he means the main exit to 80. And it's Bell Road. But yes, there's quite a few ways to get onto 80.
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Post by GM on Nov 18, 2008 16:56:41 GMT -5
OOG: freeway entrance in auburn leading to roseville
The birds are the size of the zu from final fantasy, so they are at least 30 feet tall with there wingspan about twice that size. The birds screech and glow in unison as the dead... begin to move. "Uhhhhghh!" a unanimous cry escapes the now animated undead monsters. They stare at the truck as a sickly feeling washes over everyone. Suddenly the moaning of the undead is heard from behind the truck as the streets are filled with undead monsters that way too.
Mario comments in a weak voice. "Well uhh look on the bright side black, at least you prepared for this right?" The waves are as far as you can see.
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Post by blacktothefuture on Nov 18, 2008 17:53:32 GMT -5
Black looks at Mario and issues a meek chuckle.
"Prepared...right" he replies before rushing back to the land train, one hand on his sword. While running he does his best to keep an eye on both what is around him and above him.
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Post by GM on Nov 18, 2008 18:01:20 GMT -5
OOG: black you are on the land train, you guys slept there you need to figure out what do now.
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Post by クインӥ on Nov 18, 2008 18:03:52 GMT -5
Quinn will open fire on the first undead thing to approach the land train trying to buy time for whatever people plan to do. once again 7 to 9 round burst, realign fire repeat.
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Post by Grubrot Zodd on Nov 18, 2008 18:17:40 GMT -5
"HAHA! With your blood I'll paint the ground red, Khorne will eat your soul, and I'll cleave your head!" Joseph will stay on the roof of one of the cars, and spray his bolter at the undead.
If they start climbing aboard, he'll whip out zentetsuken and slash at them, taking wide arcing horizontal sweeps with zentetsuken, trying to behead as many as possible with each stroke.
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