Tendral McQuin Drunken Entrepenuer I.E. Irish

[daymond0pearl]

Name:Tendral McQuin Race:Troll Height:9'11" Weight: 521lbs. Age: Around 40 Have to Ask Him Yourself Job:Entrepreneur/Business Owner/Master Craftsman/Drunk/Collection Expert


Classes:Technomancer 70/technojacker 70/MatrixDownloader 60/Gunmage 26/Smuggler 20/Lawyer 20/Accountant 20/Field Surgeon 26/Pyromancer 6/Drone Tech 6/Telekinetic 6/Enchanter 6/40th Century Guardsmen 6/Martial Artist 10/Red Mage 10/Veneficium Secutor 10/Thrash Ahmoqa 5/Siprt Limbce5/DragonThief 10/Witch 5/Paladin 5/Shinigami 9/Thai Kick Boxing 12/Dragoon 12
STATS
STR Very Low Forbidden
R Low Godlike
K Very High Godlike
E Very High Godlike
PA Very Low Forbidden
INT Low Forbidden
WILL Very Low Forbidden
CHA Very High Human
M 1600 T 1200 K 200 PSI 200
Trait Advatages
Claws of the Trollish Soul (His talons are unnaturally sharp to the point of air cutting capability if he desires. For the most part they serve only as free wire strippers/cutters.)
Luck of the Irish (What can I say, The Irish are Just Really Lucky.)
Ultimate Regen (He Make's Wolverine look like a potato.)
Vision of the Gaelic Tribesmen (If you've ever seen a Highlander, you know that amongst the fog, rain, or dark they are like the postal service no matter rain sleet or snow we will always know where to go.)
Techno Sprite Mastery (Sprites you know those things they call gremlins and viruses? Ya will he's their Masta.)
Master of Mischief and Perversity Spirits (Perversity not what your local priest does. This my friends is the essence of that old saw "Whatever can go wrong, Will go wrong." combined that with the laws of improbability and you've got the idea of what a master of this has at his disposal.)
Trait Disadvatages
Insane Addiction to Matrix Experience (The Use of his Main Ability is basicly a Drug that he has no willpower for luckily most of the time his constant usage is harmless)
Chain ISH Smoker (Needs it like cigs because of regen, that is why he goes through spliefs like a biker through a pack of Lucky Strikes)
Gadget Attraction (Technology likes to talk to him whether he wants to listen or not)
Sprites Will Play (Because of his ultimate mastery over the sprites of technology these gremlins get bored if he doesn't pay them attention whether it be a command of action or a game to play and if he forgets than they make there own games and as you know Once you've had a gremlin they are a pain to make go away.)
The Law of Attraction (Once a frog always a frog and since he spends so much time in his persona, frogs seem to think he is one and a hansome one at that, this is also the reaction of all other animals to him as well. Albeit he does appear as a three foot diameter Bull Frog though.)
Once a Troll Always a Troll (The upside you have new found power and a greater strength, or the downside your still a troll! As you should know Trolls aren't well liked and on any D-World where trolls are found he is Judged as Such Though A Weird looking One if he doesn't felt the general description of the local type.)
Trainers
Bill Gates
The Main Character of Catch Me If You Can*
Both Brothers of Boondock Saints*
Mahamid Ali
The Inventor of Napster*
That German who created THE I LOVE YOU virus*
Wolverine
Wired Magazines Founder*
The Original Story Board Artist For Bilzzard's World of Warcraft*
The Inventor of Sony and Nintendo*
Thomas Edison
Benjamin Franklin (what you got to include the discovered of electricity and the light bulb)
*Feel free to post who these people are*
Reputation: Wild Card Fifth String Player with a lot of Rumors of Unusual Proportions
Equipment
Frog Repellent
Military Surplus Duffel Bag
3kg. of ISH
500 1000GB Hard Drives
A box of Tinfoil
A Bowie Knife
Boxing Tape
Zippo w/bottle of fluid
Assorted Crackers and Munchies
A Semi-Endless Bottle of Water (Reversed Fusion Particle Accelerator)
Sleeping Bag (What, even a Virtual man need a place to lie down)
Lock Picks (Assorted Heavy Hammers and Prybars)
Wired-Transponder and Tower (Hey, sometimes your brain needs a break once in a while too.)
Tattoo Gun and Assorted Inks (What Everybody has a Hobie)
Pocket Brewery (A great thing for everyone to buy. What I'm not drinking that colored water Americans call beer.)
Vehicle
The Freedom's Vengeance
Started once upon a time as a small block V8 from a Nova, add in custom Orange Aluminum Tubing for a body, Twin Turbo Chargers, and Twin Two Liter Tanks of Nos, You have the foundation to the Freedom's Vengeance's motorcycle Chassis. With thousands of modifications and the tooled learning of a technomancer/drone crafter nobody not even McQuin is sure exactly what all she's capable of. But to list a few things: Unlimited Digital Storage Space via online saddlebag feature, Call and Summon, Hover Mode, Energy Warp Wheels for those days when you just want a shift in dimensions, and of course Jack-in "Persona Ports" so you really can be TWO PLACES AT ONCE (and both with Freedom.)
Clothing and Mementos
A Long Brown Leather Plains men's coat, featuring gator skin leather, a Large Brown wide brimmed floppy hat with gator teeth lining, Deep Dark Blue Levi's Original Miners Pants, with built in frayed cuffs, and a yellowish shirt that on someday's pretends to be white and fails, To top of the outfit custom tailored handcrafted Work Boots imported from D&D's "Tarasque Skin is You" Clothing Store.
His sole Memento is the Four Leaf Clover that was brought from Ireland by his Great-Great-Great-Great-Granddad and bronzed into a necklace charm that goes around his right wrist.
Jewelry
Silver left hand pinky ring
Spinable Right Hand Ring Finger Silver Ring
Crucifix on a Silver Chain Made of Silver Blessed by the Pope
Prayer Beads On a Chain around left wrist with a crucifix on the end.
Genetic Alterations:
He Became a Troll At Twenty-Six and has never looked back.
This Package Includes: Claws, Horns, Regeneration, Vision Enhancement, Strength Enhancement, Damage Soaking Ability Adjustments, Dermis Uglification and Toughening, and Large Amounts of Disease Immunities, to start the list look into Transmogrification for a full description.
Cybernetics:
None
Familiar:
Claim Hopper
A Large Black Norwegian Ridge-backed Hunting Dog Modified with the latest in Magical Steroid and Muscle Regeneration Kits. As well as a Cybernetics added Cerebral Implant Jack.
Potions:
Nothing Except a Case of the Best God Damn Irish Beer In The History of the World So Good It Makes You Talk In Caps.
Spirits and Minions
Techno-Spirits:
Machine 1,027 [11 in use. 1st Place Sprite reserved in the use of keeping the Jack-in "Persona Ports" operational via The Sprites Thermonuclear Energy Soul. (They Can Control Machines Think your classic Gremlin. The Smartest. The Reason where their such a small number of these that while the other three are one use one show these have the reusable option so only the best an most versitle are included on the list. Yet countless more are still available)
Crack 11,223 (A sprite that loves to crack things open via the Matrix So easy to find there is no point stocking up on to many, and besides they aren't any better than the creator so they are really just a time saver.)
Courtier 1,023,485 (A General Purpose finder, giver, tracker Sprite. The Dumbest)
Espionage 1,222,129 (A sprite build for the solo purpose of spying.)
Mischief Sprites:
Laughter 3,336,900 (A sprite who seeks only to make people laugh.)
Chaos 1,297,893 (Ever See a Chicken Run with its head cut off. Want to be one!!)
Havoc 12,947,382 (Mayhem and Carnage Your Thing than meet up with Havoc he's the man that started that whole she-bang)
Trickery 2,273 (Only a few of these in comparison because they are Trickery purest and that can be Tricky to handle.)
Deception 71,347 ("Ever Need to Lie Here Is How its Done I Show You.")
Perversity Sprites:
Law of Perversity 1 (Hope your pretty perverse because if your not your about to experience it at its worst. Side note You never need more than one.)
Minions:
"The Fighting Frog Fan Club"- A cross D-World fan club found obsessing and in some cultures worshiping "The Fighting Frog"
*As a side note- Most worshipers are found on solid Techno-D-Worlds such as Pentium 4, and most others are Hackers of Varying Caliber and every once in a Blue Moon a Challenger.
Merits:
Boxer's Talent (Natural Born Boxer)
Knows how to throw a punch (Get Hit than See If You Need to Ask Why.)
Gift of the Borg (Some people Are Cybernetic By Nature and Can Just Meld With Technology.)
Technomancer's Talent (Congratulations Your a Technomancer)
Latent Talent (Whoa your shit now but in a Few Years You'll be on Top.)
Better Lucky Than Good (As Han Solo Once said "Better Lucky than Good" and thank god I got that luck.)
Troll's Body (You Know I think he might be a troll.)
Gift of One Thousand Suns (The Electricity of a thousand suns is yours to command.)
First Strike (Guess what you hit first.)
Lightning Thinker (Thinking comes easy for you. You always seem to have the right answer first.
Speed of the Web (Nothing travels Faster than A Rumor Except You.)
Spiders Touch (A Spider spins a web of connecting points and like a spider you have a lot of connections.)
Gift of the Nodes (You seem to understand computers the way a jock understands his cup.)
Speak Easy Speak Softly (A mellow Demeanor Goes a long way in any engagement.)
Addiction Resistant ( You are born to not get addicted to Drugs, so wanna Try Some:P)
Willpower of The Gods (If the gods got into a pissing contest with you it would come out a tie.)
Brain 'Puter (You brain resembles a Computer so much they call you Brain 'Puter.)
Tower Signal (Your Signal Strength always seems to be at its peak effectiveness.)
Strength to Burn (When You Need to Dig and Find that Extra Muscle you only need to push in an Inch.)
Hit once Hit Hard (You have a punch that would spin a house.)
KO Punch (What can I Say "KNOCKOUT")
Twice is Twice enough (Sometimes you wish you had quit before it got that bad now you can but only twice.)
Nine Lives (Ever wish you had as many lives as a cat Now You Do Don't spend them so Lasciviously.)
Producer of the Soaps (Your so slick you can make soaps for a living and it would only take you like a minute each one.)
Curiosity Didn't Kill This Cat (Sometimes it pays to be curious and this is one of those times. Collect you Reward.)
Talkin' Fast (You can Spin The Bull Like a Louisiana Lawyer at a Mississippi Court.)
Speak Softly (You make people Listen.)
Carry a Big Stick (And when they don't you apt at making them want to.
Carrot for a Rabbit ( You know just what to dangle to get your opponent to do just what you asked, but getting it thats another story.)
Spyware (Ever Gotten Spyware? Ya Now You CAn Give it Out Like A Black Man at a White Man's Dance.)
Adware (Do you hate Ads? Really thats a shame have ten more.
Doctor Spy ( The say your the man of mystery. When asked your reply is "What's a Mystery?")
Nanos On The Brain (The Nano-Bots have Hit Some D-Worlds Hard and You Just Can't get enough of them luckily they like you to.)
Drones R' Us (You Can Crank Out Drones Like Toys R' US can Crank Out Dangerous Plastic Parts.)
Build Your Erector Set (You Are a Master Craftsmen even when your just playing.)
Tinker Toys (Mechanical Improve is you Boon Companion.)
Biker (Motorcycles are your favorite vehicle.)
Hell's Angel (Your a damn good biker and you got a gank of violent friends to prove it.)
Rider Born (You Know What they Say, "Some are just born to ride." and your one of them.)
Live Free Or Ride (Some Risk Everything For Freedom, You'll Risk Freedom to Ride.)
Not Goin' Back to Prison (When its the roll call for Jail Time your never around to say here. Hey after all once through state was enough and for those it wasn't those 30 more times might have changed your mind.)

Forbidden 2 Skills:
Luck of The Irish Pot of Gold (Not even Han Solo Can match the luck of the Irish, and when you have Leprechaun's pot of gold your the Irish Champ at Luck.)
Technomancy Reigns Supreme (Sometimes its Good To Be King. With Technomancy its even better.)
One For the Money (When it comes to Finances your Donald Trump, Bill Gates, John D. Rockefeller, and Billy Ocean* all Rolled into One.)
*Side Note- A rich thief is always a good sign.
Fast Count (When the count down comes your always the House Favorite.)
Boxer's Strike ("You've heard of a Cobra's Strike right? Well now imagine a Boxer doing The same Thing to your Face.")
The Living Persona He's Alive (Like Frankenstein Before it Your Persona's Alive and Well, Healthy as a Horse, Strong as an OX, and Wealthy like a Jew To if Stein is any Sign for you.
Abilities:
Forbidden
Communal
Feign Death (Tech)
Heat Absorb
Fortress Penetration Kata
One Mind Kata
Warrior Spirit Kata
Five Principles Kata
Windmill Kata
[5 Weapon Katas
Blind Man's Katas
Chi Ball Kata
Chi Defense Kata
Dragon Line Kata
Mending Chi Kata
Ying-Yang Kata
Healing Atemi
Neural Atemi
Blood Flow Atemi
Withering Flesh Atemi
Dim Mak
Open Hand Atemi
Grasping Hand Atemi
Enlightenment Atemi (cures possession or mind control)
Blindness Atemi
Chi Block Atemi
Tien Hsueh Amnesia
Finger-Snap Tien Hsueh (throws off balance)
Puppet Dance Tien Hsueh
Long-Distance Dim Mak
Chi Awareness
Chi Relaxation
Chi Healing
Chi Combat
Eight Horse Stomp
Light Body Climbing
Sword Chi Technique
Shift Internal Organs
Vital Harmony
Iai-Jutsu
Kaijutsu (kiais)
Discorporate Zenjoriki
Calm Minds Zenjoriki
Mind Walk Zenjoriki
Two Minds Zenjoriki
Spirit Burst Zenjoriki
Body Chi/Kokyu (boost attributes)
Hardened Chi (barrier)
Soft Chi (strike bonus or dodge bonus)
Find Weakness (Chi)
Fist Gesture (Negative Chi)
One Finger Chi (Negative Chi)
Dark Chi (Negative Chi)
Tamashiwara
Art of Mystic Invisibility (cloud minds)
Radiate Positive Chi
Heal the Mind
Chi Weight Control
Chi Overcharge
Fill Object with Chi
Divert Incoming Chi
Control Negative Chi/Negative Chi Polarity
Inflict Negative Chi Illness
Ki Barrier
Zanzoken
Ki Flight
Chlorine
Blind
Informed Fist Giant Punch
Informed Fist Giant Kick
Informed Fist Giant Throw
Informed Fist Kata
Informed Fist Lock
Informed Fist Atemi (controls each pressure-point to affect the next)
Informed Fist Mudra
Informed Fist Art of Invisibility
Informed Fist Gun Assault
Informed Fist Positive Ki Technique
Informed Fist Negative Ki Technique
Informed Fist Zenjoriki
Ultima 2
X-Meteor
Tellah's Meteo
Steel Torrent (Steel Rain II)
Vicious Cycle (Vicious Circle II)
Warrior Century (Warrior Horde II)
Megalopolis (Metropolis II)
Teleportation (across dimensions, time, to any place she has been)
Teleport Objects
Elder Lightning (equivalent of Holy Brrzap)
Elder Flame (equivalent of Holy Meganuke)
Conjuration (conjure images from the imagination or from outside sources: television, art, etc.)
Barrier (powerful barrier that can be created at will, anti-demonic effect, defends against some spells and scrying)
Scrying (must have a crystal, a focus such as a strand of hair or similar, and a map of where the target is expected to be)
Potion Creation (costless, the person can create slaying potions to kill the supernatural or a variety of potions)
Warming Love (practically costless, creates warmth for healing functions only: heating food, curing
Cooling Love (practically costless, inverse of Warming Love
Premonitions
Sorcerous Freezing (stop all the objects in a room, some things are immune to it)
Sorcerous Blasting (cause an explosion inside an object mystically)
Pearl Blade (a holy creation of pure energy of the type the character has the most of)
Time Control (freeze time, save, speed time, slow time)
Power Access (can access abilities, power, etc. temporarily from willing Crashing Heavens donors)
McQuin's Ablities
Sprite Control (The abilty to use and manifest sprites)
Technology Materialization (Think The Matrix Trilogies Download Program for anything technology or a for another way Real World LimeWire with no limits as long as its Techno-Based)
Technomancy (The ability to hack, control and use the internet matrix via mental control only as well as projection in to the same.)
Real Word Techno Application Transfers (Can transfer Techno-World thinks to Real World. Welcome to the set of Who Framed Rodger Rabbit? in a digital age.)
Living Persona ( A seperate entity of himself only found in the matrix/internet that expresses all of his person and abilities via technology. Appears as A 3ft. Diameter Bull Frog with a Green Boxer's Mask with a Clover in it and Red Boxing Gloves on his Front Paws.)
Technomassing (The ability to take a large amount of random technology (everything from toasters to Cell Phones) and Create Creatures out of them animated by Sprites he commands.)
Boxing (Self explanatory he can box really well.)
Feats of Strength (Using his trollish mass he can lift well beyond the normal capabilities of someone of his physical prowess.)
Luck (If you think luck isn't a skill you obviously aren't lucky.)
Biofeedback (This is where a piece of machinery is used to detect and interact with you biological features, i.e. the human flesh. In addition the skill shown as Black Hammer is the ability to use biofeedback to cause physical discomfort and/or serious harm to the recipient.)
Technology Safe Keepings (If you think a troll who uses his mind as a computer isn't going to have more than your basic firewall is well...)
Magnetism (Well you all know what an electromagnet is think of one with unlimited amounts of energy at its disposal.
Instant Unlimited Broadcasting (Well that takes care of signal range.)
Nano-Bot Repairs (Well ever since that trip to Splicers those Nanobots have really taken a liking to me and well with the right motivation they can heal organics just as well as they can destroy them.)
Nano-Bot Armor (SPLICERS TECHNOJACKER SIMPLE ENOUGH.)
Spread The Plague (Well like I said those Nano-Bots love me and well they don't take to kindly now to strangers.)
Digital Expulsion (Ever been expelled from school, no? how 'bout all of technology.)
One-Two Punch (Give the ol' One-Two.)
A Hacker's Guide to Hacking (This is written by this character and it has more to tell in its 1 billion GB storage drive than every computer expert legal and illegal will ever say in their entire lives.)
Digitally Maxed (If digital technology could talk than this dude would be the King, Emperor, Ambassador, and God of their realm.)
ECCM (Electronically Challengingly Computer Module i.e. I use it crashes)*Side note this is not what ECCM stands for this is a Joke*
Damage, What's Damage? (If Strength can be trained so can toughness, years of sim and drug abuse, boxing professionally, and growing up in an Irish Ghetto toughen a Man and When You A Super Hero and a Troll Guess What Happens...)
Speed's for Losers, Brawn's For Champions (Strength Training as a Heavy Weight Boxer/Troll/Strong Super Hero can be tough thats why you don't move up in weights you move up in PLANETS!!)
The "Irish Spring" in your step (Have you ever seen an Irish man? Have you ever seen an Irish man Drunk? When do they stumble? Only when they've drunken everything the place offers and than only if its a big place.)
The Joy's of Being Catholic (Have you ever heard of an Exorcism? No well its the banishing of Daemons. Yep That's Right.)
The Joy's of Being a Catholic Technomancer (Thats right Hidden File Your being Exorcised and you'll go right here in my pocket.)
Memory, What Memory? (An unlimited amount of virtual storage space, just in case you need a copy.)
Burn Baby Burn (Anytime you need a copy of something its burned right up via retinas or storage device.)
Prestigious Intellect (Einstein was a genius. Next this Mother F****er he is a Jar of Miracle Whip)
To the Count of Two (One tw-done if it's technology related it never takes even two seconds to accomplish even if its creating The Matrix the movie and all its grandness in the flesh on a realm where technology doesn't function.)
Can You Gamble ( Let's just say that Vegas would hate this guy's game. If you can count cards your a beginner if you can calculate the odds of a Grand Darby last ranked horse for the win and than make it still happen you might just be catching up.)
It Takes Two To Tango (While dancing may not seem up a troll's alley, conversation of a physical demeanor can be and he is the man with the skills on this one.)
Some Like It Hot ( Fan of spicy cooking? Women? Either way if you get a taste of this troll's Code you may just boil yourself into a permafry. Nothing is worse than reading Code thats written in pure energy.)
Burnout (Have you ever seen a bum or an alky? You know how they look BURNED OUT. Well guess how much of your brain uses Electricity? If you guessed allot your write and what happens if you lose all of that Electricity... )
Oriental Zodiac Sign: Dragon
Occidental Zodiac Sign: Scorpio
Living Persona "The Fighting Frog" Allows use of all Technology related abilities in addition, damage taken by the "Living Persona" is taken by the troll and vice versa. The "Living Persona" has a range of broadcast based on the user (in this case unlimited) this range is the range at witch the "Living Persona" can appear at and use his/her abilities. The use of the "Living Persona" is addictive at the same rate as Black Tar Heroin luckily for most users they are naturally immune to this effects of this high stim boost otherwise they would become horrid junkies. Unable to Function unless they were constantly wired in a horrifyingly sad fate. Through the use of A "Living Persona" a creature can pilot any kind of vehicle as long as it has some sort of computer even if its running in 8bit. This does not mean well though, just that it can be done remotely without any internal access. Drone Handling, The appropriate pilot skill or rigging handle this the more used simultaneously while confusing for less skilled users rewards the individual with much more precision and control.
Skills
SPECIFIC
Boxing 700%
Hacking - 725%
Code-Cracking 700%
Firewalls 700%
Computer Stealth 700%
Prowl 700%
Black Hammer 725% (See BioFeedBack)
Sprite Control 700%
Search 700%
Bullshiting 700%
Programming 700%
Drone Creation 700%
Nano Technology 700%
Rigging 725%
Spot 700%
Listen 700%
Nanobot Armor 700%
Pirate Robo-Control 700%
Decryption 700%
Pilot Car - 700%
Pilot Drone 700%
Pilot Eva - 700%
Pilot General 700%
Pilot Mech 700%
Pilot Motorcycle 700%
Pilot Spaceship - 700%
Pilot Veritech - 700%
Pistols 550%
Hypnotism 700%
Adware 700%
Data Haven 700%
Code Control 700%
Industrial Technology 700%
Chemistry 700%
Data Processing 700%
Typing 700%
Visual Creation 700%
Drone Handler 700%
Spyware 700%
Communication 700%
Brewing - 400%
GENERAL
Lore: Mana 700%
Lore: Elements 700%
Geomancy 700%
Alchemy - 550%
Lore: Magic - 550%
Armor Proficiency - 300%
Assassination Techniques - 300%
Astronomy - 300%
Ax - 300%
Barometry - 300%
Barter - 150%
Biology - 300%
Botany - 300%
Chainsaw - 300%
Chain Weapons - 300%
Chakra Mechanics - 300%
Clockwork Mechanics - 300%
Close Quarters Combat - 300%
Competitive Eating - 300%
Cooking - 300%
Dancing - 300%
Demolitions - 300%
Disguise - 300%
Doctor - 300%
Drunken Boxing - 300%
Electromagnetic Mechanics - 300%
Escape Artist - 300%
First Aid - 300%
Fishing - 300%
Fleshcrafting - 300%
Food Criticism - 300%
Forging - 300%
Gas Mechanics - 300%
General Science - 300%
General Weapons - 300%
Genetics - 300%
Hammer - 300%
Heavy Weapons - 300%
History - 300%
Imperial Rule - 300%
Interrogation - 300%
Infiltration Techniques - 300%
Iscariot Art - 300%
Knife - 300%
Lenscrafting 300%
Lore: Astral - 300%
Lore: Colossi - 150%
Lore: Cult of Bloody Debauchery 150%
Lore: Demons - 300%
Lore: Doomsday Weapons 300%
Lore: Dragon - 300%
Lore: Dreams - 300%
Lore: Everything 150%
Lore: Hollows - 300%
Lore: Legendary Weapons 300%
Lore: Raiga 150%
Lore: Realms of the Dead/Ghosts 300%
Lore: Rituals 300%
Lore: Taoist/Mythological Creatures/Spirit Realms 300%
Lore: Universe 300%
Lore: Void 300%
Mechanics - 300%
Mime - 300%
Music - 300%
Negotiation - 300%
Neurology - 300%
Ninjutsu - 300%
Observation - 300%
Origami - 300%
Pick Locks - 300%
Pick Pocket - 300%
Police Tactics - 300%
Portal/Dimensional Mechanics - 300%
Potionmaking 300%
Psi-Sword - 300%
Psychology - 300%
Rifle - 300%
Rod - 300%
Running - 300%
Sniping - 300%
Shotgun - 300%
Spear - 300%
Start and Manage Fire - 300%
Sutra Writing - 300%
Sword - 300%
Tattooing - 300%
Torture - 300%
Track and Field - 300%
Tracking - 300%
Transmutation Circles - 300%
Trident - 300%
War Pick - 300%
Weightlifting - 300%
White Lotus - 300%
Wrestling - 300%
X-Men Commando Martial Art - 300%
Additional Possessions
Anything Found in your Garden Variety Blue Blooded WASP Mansion
The Entire Wealth of all The Criminal Empires of Every D-World multiplied by .02
A disenfranchised McDonald's Hamburger Restaurant
Thirty-Seven Del Taco's
A Movie Theater in Every Major City on Every D-World
A Cab Company Thats Called "Dial At Your Own Risk, We'll Take You Anywhere."
Three Disembodied Drago-Griffons Lost in an Arcade Game.
Thirty Dozen Donut Holes
And 1000 Packs Of Lucky Strike Non-Filtered Hey "They're Toasted!"

[daymond0pearl]

Name: Tendral McQuin
Race: Meta-Human Troll
Notes: Can assume "Living Persona" at will
Zodiac Sign: Scorpio
Oriental Symbol: Dragon
Disposition: Surly and Sardonic
Ethical Archetype: Helpful Non-Conformist with a neutrality bend and a slight dither towards Highly Vindictive and Extremely Judical with a strong Vengeance Motive
Hobbies and Interests: Motorcycles, Boxing, Interworldly Competitive Fighting Circuit, Football, Pool, Darts, and Cards
Preferences: Women
Pet Peeves: None except he doesn't take to kindly to trespassers or backstabber's.
Favorite Color: Blue
Favorite Number: 27
Personality Quirks: Has an off-Irish/west coast accent, a tendency to smoke and swear when angry, Smokes constantly, known for taking weird bets seriously, and has a mild obsession with The Financing of Large and Scandalous Business Schemes using Moneys Gained From The Businesses That are Direct Competitors.)
Religion or Spirituality: Roman Catholic
Appearance: A Tall Dark Figure of A Daemonic Countance And leathery tattooed skin constantly smoking and always seeming to be in communication with static based 3-Ds.
Eye Color (if any eyes): The Color of Static From Bad Reception
Hair Color (if any hair): Dark Wave of Hair Cascading into a John Trufulta Hair style marked with Devil Horns Coming Out of his Forehead.
Distinguishing Marks: Devil's horns, Twin horns of similar but slightly smaller size coming out of his chin, and an adornment of Tattoos on the scale of Nightcrawler and for about the same reason. In addition he has a "Bill of Rights" in Latin on his back.
Handedness: Right though for some things left I.e. everything but writing.
Height: 9'11"
Weight: 521lbs.
Preferred Clothing:A Long Brown Leather Plains men's coat, featuring gator skin leather, a Large Brown wide brimmed floppy hat with gator teeth lining, Deep Dark Blue Levi's Original Miners Pants, with built in frayed cuffs, and a yellowish shirt that on someday's pretends to be white and fails, To top of the outfit custom tailored handcrafted Work Boots imported from D&D's "Tarasque Skin is You" Clothing Store.
History: See Separate Post
Family Members: A Father who works at a Button Factory and a Family who like the Father Adamantly claim that He Doesn't Exist.
Friends: The Occasional Biker who's realm he can't exist on and any that have a chapter of the Hell's Angels Which he's an active member of though that can sometimes be hard to explain.
Educational Level: High school from there self taught equivalent to 30 Doctorates or more.

The Fighting Frog

Name: "FF"
Race: Living Persona
Notes: Can only go so far as the signal. If Takes Damage Character also takes Damage.
Zodiac Sign: Leo
Oriental Symbol: Pig
Disposition: Sunny To the point of a Loony Toon's Special
Ethical Archetype: Anything Goes as long as There is a Logical Reason For It
Hobbies and Interests: Everything that is for Knowledge or able to be done via the Internet Matrix
Preferences: None Have no care or desire for it.
Pet Peeves: Those who Are incorrect on review and don't find their error before someone else does.
Favorite Color: Green
Favorite Number: 13
Personality Quirks: Loves to Quote "The Irish"
Religion or Spirituality: None So Much Just as Gaelic Pride but sense true self is Catholic he has the leanings.
Appearance: 4ft. Tall 3ft. diameter Bull Frog Armed with red boxing gloves and wearing a Boxing Helmet with a Four Leaf Clover in It. Sometimes has a Cigar in his Mouth.
Eye Color (if any eyes): Brown
Hair Color (if any hair):none
Distinguishing Marks: A Giant Bull Frog in Boxing Gear
Height: 4ft.
Weight: None Virtual est. at 57lbs.
Preferred Clothing: Boxing Gear
History: Created Shortly After the First SIN Crash and perfected over the remainder of his life until present day.
Family Members: None He's "'FF' The Fighting Frog"
Friends: A large patronage of worshipers from D-Worlds like Pentium 4 and its fellows as well as a collection of Hackers and others in the industry who view 'FF' as a Hero of the Modern Age.
Educational Level: Uncharted With Full comprehension ability and knowledge sources beyond any level of academic achievement in essence a Doctorate in every field from every possible way it which it could be gained.

[daymond0pearl]

The tools used to make a man lethal and effective.

Keyed D-transporter to PD-324325134513A
Electro-Pulse Gloves (hey sometimes you need a stronger punch.)
M.D.C. Kevlar Body armor
Drone Builders Kit (Just Press Here)
Assorted Mechanic's Tools
Hellboy's Personal Firearm (What I use guns to.)
Shifter Meld Tattoo
Assorted Magical Tattoos i.e. The Robe list from D&D as well as the Bags (Tap a Tattoo and gain a ::blank:

[daymond0pearl]

The Extra Shit That Fights with The Big Boy

1) Pirate controlled androids
2) Animated Electronics
3) Summoned Virus'' (Infect and Attack at least)
4)ECCM and anything it pirates what you don't think I'm not sneaky enough to wire a back door Trojan horse to invade and control all tech downed by my automated ECCM
5) My Dog
6) Nano-Bot Plague
7) Any Drone I Build or control

Drones Built or in Progress

Creator Bots- These bots are simple designs that's solo function is to help build and assemble things of various sorts.
Currently own 100,000 divided into 10 Ten-Thousand bot slaved work forces. All located on Artificial Matrix World 4-1 Construction Board

Detail Bots- Serve to add all last minute details to Creator Bot jobs completed
Currently 10,000 1 slaved unit. All located on Artificial Matrix World 4-1 Construction Board

Servitor Drones- These Function as general purpose drones for everything from basic infantry to mopers for a massive cleanup project. In appearance they look like Shiny Humanistic figures with Vortexes for legs and go-go gadget arms that can handle almost any size load or item.
In Inventory 100,000,000 bots. All located on Artificial Matrix World 4-2 General Purpose Servicing Board

Insecto-Bots- All the size of a Actual Honey Bee These Bots serve as espionage agents and any other role I can come up with for them.
Inventory 100 Billion All located on Artificial Matrix World 4-2 General Purpose Servicing Board

Versatile Human Replicator Bot- if that nerd wants a copy of Angelina Joe Lee or more importantly I need a Prime Minster to approve this Alright "Summons" Prime Minster Why there you are.
Inventory 2000 Unused models Located in Artificial Matrix World 4-3.001 through 4-5 each receiving full Virtual Update Treatment Around the Clock

[daymond0pearl]

Description of Tendral McQuin as said By a Wandering Mistral/Folk Singer Before a Meeting of Faces:

A rather large gentleman from a distance, A Giant Beast up Close. Weighing in at over 500lbs. and as tall as a basketball hoop Mr. McQuin would be impressive enough add in the horns jutting out of his head like out of the devil himself, ridges for eyebrows and reptilian lips. He has a mottled brown skin that seems to shimmer near the light, covered in more tattoos than a hooker in front of a parlor. All of them following the same trend ritualistic suto-Catholic suto-Gaelic background mostly entailing of Latin Phrasing and Ritual Runes and Scryings. Uniformed in A Long Brown Leather Plains men's coat, featuring Gator skin leather, a Large Brown wide brimmed floppy hat with a Gator teeth lining, Deep Dark Blue Levi's Original Miners Pants, with built in frayed cuffs, and a yellowish shirt that on some day's pretends to be white and fails miserably, To top of the Uniforms stylish skills a custom tailored handcrafted pair of Work Boots imported from D&D's "Tarasque Skin is You" Clothing Store. In His mouth is a Tin Foil Spief burning real slow, and he's seems to be talking to a wisp of electricity shaped vaguely like a bird as he vocalizes a compliant in overly large mouthed words to keep the spief in place. His back leans against a Custom Chopper that resembles the Dootle Bug of the 60's except swept back for a total of 10 ft. with a heavy low-rider's fork in the handle bars and a wheel as wide as a keg sitting between the bike itself. Mounted on the Handle bars, is a 2 liter tank of NOS on each side and the largest engine you've ever seen on a bike, mounted right where the bikes main chassis should be. It started as a small block Nova and got re-bored with twin turbos added for a extra little flavoring. Now with the exception of a digital Screen placed over where the gas cap normally is and saddlebags the size of trash can lids that seem to leak static the bike looks normal. Of course this is baring the spiked tire that crackle with electricity and Oh ya did I mention, no mode of Gasoline intake in sight.

Well the ignorant I was, I Proceeded up to him he looked me in the Eyes with these Eyes of Static and Said, "Listen Hea' You Basid, I'm here to Collec' The Soul of One Jackson, Frank for the Deb' o' Unlimited Beers For Lif'. Now if your him your gonna be enjoy'd wi'd The Cookin' of Hell's Kitch'n. Oh and a word of Advice It's Might'a Spicy." With Wide Eyeballs and Flames Gouting out of his mouth, he lets out a beltch that seemed to burn like the sun. he Than Looks Down pinches out maybe Three G's of ISH and procceeds to roll up another spief with a speed even faster than his previous speech, which for a being, This Spun Out I;m not even sure he should be alive.

So what you do?

The Only smart thing to do Screamed "Hell No threw my wallet at him and ran like HELL. Funny thing WAS I went running like five miles than got it my car and drove from Uclide Ave. all the Way to 1 mile of the Border and when I got there the Fiend was waiting for me. I looked at him and He said to me, "Forgot Your Wallet."

WOW, Than what did you do?

Fell over and blacked out I think Well anyways I woke up with Shit in my Pants and a piece of sticky paper stuck to my forehead.

What happened next?

Well I Stood up pulled the note off my head and... Finishes his drink.

Well, what did it say?

See You in Five years yoos lucky Basid.

WOW, OH, Shit what are you going to do well that was four years and three-hundred and sixty-four days ago so I have an hour left until Midnight and than I hope that He's feeling nice This Morning.

The Reason Why Mr. McQuin Goes unnoticed by the folk of the Worlds.

Well on retrospect after talkin' with the lads in the matrix, and going through a kilo of Shit and 17 kegs of beer I've discovered the reason why Trolls and so forth go on commented on. You See its genius really, the eyes of a average human untrained only see what they want to see. Which is why when your drunk you see twice as much. Yet for sure no matter what your state nobody ever wants to see a 10ft. tall 500lbs. Horned Troll covered in tattoos and smoking a spief with weird static images and shapes floating around his head. No wonder who would wish to see that, so he's replaced with a big scary looking biker with a huge meaty fist and angry expression on his face. After all thats at least believable and hell no is going to see a bunny after all everyone has minimal survival instincts.

When asked for I.D. going into a Gigaplex

"Excuse me Sir" The cashier askes frightfully while behind bullet proof glass, "Can I see your I.D. please?"

Mr. McQuin looks at the Clerk he than leans down heavily to look him in the eye a hard feat when your near 10ft. tall and slams his hand against the glass making large cracks in it, "Here's the I.D. and crackling and a flash of smoke, on the other side of the glass barricade with a whiff of brimstone a Static Covered Card hovers in front of the Cashiers eyes Proclaiming the portrait to belong to Mr. Tendral McQuin Entrepreneur And Owner of Gigaplex Incorporated and all its affiliated franchises in the Fair State of Texas, in the Confederate States of America. D-World CB-128-I.

On The Question of Money, by Frank Jackson and The reply of Mr McQuin

"You know," a ballsy Biker askes Mr McQuin, "Where do you get your money for m if you don;t mind the askin'. After all you've bought like 20 rounds, and of Jack not even beer and in adition to this you've lost 1000 dollar games of pool to me for the last 27 hrs straight. Not that I don't trust you or anything I'm just a tad curious that's all. Is it pushin' cause you've gone through a Kilo of Mr. Shita and your still not slowin' down so thats like another 10 grand there."

"Well," pause to ash his splief Mr McQuin replies, "You see here outa ever'a Dollar made by crime and filed electronically i collect two cents off of and not just this D-World all of them. So Think for a sec na' will you, How much money does crime make a day, and now what's two percent of that." He Gazes afar and Rips in a drag than says,"Out all that money you see why im so dag nag wealthy."

"Well ya I suppose, But I got to questions How Come No one notices and What's a D-World?"

At this Point Mr. McQuin Barks out a laugh, "Never you mind that stuff now I think I'm 'bout to win me first game."

On Retrospect That Mr. McQuin was crazier than a Marmaduke but sure as hell he one the next 20 games straight all double or nothing. Hell in the end I ended up Owing Him money ah well he's So rich he'll never notice.

[daymond0pearl]

Mr. Tendral McQuin Entrepreneur and Specialist A Biography Up to Present Day Excluding all controversial or irrelevant topics not pertaining to the Immediate Biography's Discussion

*A Quick Note will Be Adding details to this story and Updating as Time Goes By also see the comic strip style Quotations for New Information on Mr. McQuin*

Tendral McQuin a Irish boxer who in his twenties awoke from a knockout to the sounds of pagan chanting and looked down and had transformed into a troll much beyond the usual age range of the typical Shadow Runner.

He was a fan of computers since a boy. They even seemed to speak to him but his family, strict blue collar workers all with a dad who lost his job to a computer glitch had minimized his sons use of computer technology and trained him as a boxer. As a child he had about as much access as a teen today i.e. none as far as a Shadow Runner.

In addition he has had no cybernetic upgrades because of his wealth range from sub-standard upbringing yet luckily his latent Technomacer ablities were than not affected.

So upon awaking to being at troll, he was immediately banned from human boxing and his name stricken from the records this was even more important because he was the only ranked non-borg boxer in the league with a state record and now it was lost.

Once banned from family and career he desides to investigate his long standing attraction with the technology he had craved as a youth.
The combination of transformation and latent talent, he days within of buying his first computer matrix was already becoming a technomancer of substance.
From there every moment he seems to feel the call of the computer in his blood, like your desire to breath he soon builds his persona The Fighting Frog a 3ft bullfrog with an Irish Four Leafed Clover in his boxing helmet and a boxing gloves on his paws.

So with his persona established as The Fighting Frog an instant champion of the people was born. Already used to a low income family and now with the troll perks he squatted homes and used flash drive storage for saving stolen files his only possessions he carried were in a duffel bag of sundry items and a stolen government power converter.

Well the chanting from his changing seemed to haunt him and despite all his attempts at ignoring it he finally succumbed to the curiosity of the words. Using his masses of sprites and considerable technomancy skills he find the best Celtic theologian.

using his technomancy he summons himself there in the persona he has built the elf speaks with him and with the use of many forms of self run brainscans and magical spells they discover he has the weird of the changer
This weird is brought once a generation if that and usually is unbelievably gifted at the needs of change once born they follow The Green Mans will and bring bettering for the people of the faith.

Luckily For McQuin a good Catholic He knew it was the Devil's Work.

Unfortunately the final spell of protection as McQuin was leaving was being cast he gets hacked and since his brain is his computer his mind is under attack combined with the defensive castings of the Elf he is flung through the portal of time and space to the land of SPLICERS.

Left there in the wilderness he wakes up to the ramblings of a technojacker trying to decide A what he is and B if he's alive. After rising and discussion he finds that do to his otherworldly existence he is immune to the Nano-Bot plague, and while adventuring if you call robbing and pilfering from the bots adventuring he learns that using his technomacy he can mimick the ability to control bots the way of his techjacker companion's skills, Because of the dimension hop he is the solo traveler of the dimension he is from and as a mage of sorts he has access now to two dimensions worth of potential and has access to abilitities beyond legend of even Arthimas the Gray with tutalage from the technojacker he learns to bend the will of the matrix/machine to the realities of this universe
allowing him to spam the real world with every ability of the technomancer his mastery of sprites already famous among the world of Shadowrun now also taps into the sprites of mischief and pervesity of the real world as well.

After spending several months with his new found friend they raid a Bot complex using McQuins prestigious skills of the machine with his buddy's ability for larceny and aim for a mainframe passing all security measures with ease. The mainframe now open for the taking and all his, dead ahead but unbeknown to him. The Green Man wasn't done with him yet and so as McQuin goes for the final shutdown his persona gets stuck in the machine. So when the machine shuts down wiping its control he is wyrmholed into where ever here is Now.

[Frederic Bourgault-Christie]

Initially, I see no problems, aside from the fact that you only get 10 trainers.