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Post by crazygeneral on Feb 6, 2006 21:33:31 GMT -5
Just make a post stating what you want your character to be, anything goes! From a monkey with twelve penises to a 200 foot tall golden mech blistering with ion cannons!
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Post by GM on Feb 6, 2006 21:38:57 GMT -5
im a cat girl with thirteen penises a ion cannon eighty tentacles and vash's and knives's guns with the ability to angel arm them both simultaniously up hill both ways back and forth.
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Post by Frederic Bourgault-Christie on Feb 6, 2006 21:54:51 GMT -5
I'm a classic: The telekinetic stop sign.
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Post by crazygeneral on Feb 7, 2006 16:54:24 GMT -5
I suppse we can start now. You start off in a white room facing each other, which then turns into the sky above a city-scape and you fall down down down, Ashely you land on a young couple walking their baby around in a baby stroller. The best part is all their blood splatters into an icecream shop, which reminds you of how much you hate ice cream so you jack all of your penises off into the ice cream shop and make little kids eat your cum before vaporizing the place with your ion beams. Fred, you fall into the corner of an intersection and repeatedly bash cars with your telekinetic powers and cause a 20 car pile up which in turns makes all the drivers start fighting each other and since this is a cartoon all the cars light on fire too and explode, creating an awfully bloody mess all over the busy city street.
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Post by Frederic Bourgault-Christie on Feb 7, 2006 17:19:24 GMT -5
Pretend to be the Roadrunner and spin around as if amassing incredible speed.
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Post by GM on Feb 7, 2006 17:31:48 GMT -5
pretend to be a telekinetic stop sign and start ammasing inuyasha (uhhgh its horrible) chibi dolls... homosexual inuyasha chibi dolls.
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Post by crazygeneral on Feb 7, 2006 18:46:47 GMT -5
Fred you start spinning around and bore into the Earth, straight through the moleman Kingdom, they really hate us surface dwellers now, and into the center of the earth. From there you extend massive psi-geo tentacles and tie your conscience into the planets very fiber. Meanwhile, on the surface a pile of chibi dolls is forming, many of them becoming animated. They hold hands and dance in a circle around the main pile, occasionally carassing each others buttochs because they're queers. Suddenly the center pile explodes into a huge burning flame spire and the Chibi dolls start chanting demonic incantations...then they shoot streams of blood out of their eyes like a cobra...because I like cobras. Or were those frogs that shoot blood? Either way, the Inuyasha gay chibi dolls because Doll-Frog-Cobra-Summoners.
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Post by Frederic Bourgault-Christie on Feb 7, 2006 18:51:48 GMT -5
The stop sign will use telekinetic vibrations to create booming quadraphonic rock music extolling the extermination of all surface dwellers through the digging of magma-propelling tunnels.
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Post by GM on Feb 7, 2006 18:59:45 GMT -5
i use my doll frog-cobra-summoners to summon magma barrier n10
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Post by crazygeneral on Feb 8, 2006 20:30:31 GMT -5
Ok, even as the earth shatters around and disappears to be replaced by the black nothingness of space, the level ten magma barrier protects ashley from all the physical vibrations and the hot magamness of it keeps you warm from the unbearable frozeness of space...ouch, a mesquito just landed on my hand and is sucking my blood! DIE DIE DIE!
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Post by GM on Feb 8, 2006 21:36:31 GMT -5
i use both angel arms 100% "die fucking mesquito"
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Post by Frederic Bourgault-Christie on Feb 8, 2006 22:53:53 GMT -5
Observe the failure of my mole people to eliminate my dreaded archrival who I have never met, making telekinetic arms and yelling "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Then tell the moles to give our good friend a gift. (The gift is really dog shit.)
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Post by crazygeneral on Feb 14, 2006 16:46:26 GMT -5
I totally lost track of what's going on so the sun goes super nova and everyone dies. Next round.
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Post by Frederic Bourgault-Christie on Feb 14, 2006 17:45:28 GMT -5
How can you lose track of what's happening? It's all above you.
Anyways: Now I am a sentient messenger bag which contains a black hole and, for some reason, Kris's moldy death smell.
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Post by GM on Feb 14, 2006 18:26:55 GMT -5
three words
rick james bitch!!
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Post by crazygeneral on Feb 16, 2006 18:59:17 GMT -5
This is a battle of the century right here yeah!
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Post by crazygeneral on Feb 23, 2006 18:07:34 GMT -5
Where're the big boom booms?
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Post by crazygeneral on Feb 23, 2006 18:08:49 GMT -5
Oh yeah, I'm GMing this one huh? Ok. So...are you actually Rick James or are you Dave Chappelle impersonating Rick James? And Fred, why would you ever mention mold, death or Kris for that matter? You know he is dead to me now...after he broke my heart!
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Post by GM on Feb 23, 2006 18:21:25 GMT -5
chappelle impersonating him being the actual rick james would be to powerful.
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Post by Frederic Bourgault-Christie on Feb 23, 2006 19:07:43 GMT -5
How did Kris break your heart? And when did you turn into Stephen Colbert? And nice forgetting that you GM this game.  Shall we? |
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Post by crazygeneral on Feb 24, 2006 12:28:22 GMT -5
Stop dreaming, people who say that are blaspheming!
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Post by Frederic Bourgault-Christie on Feb 24, 2006 13:49:32 GMT -5
Nice rhyme, though I don't know if blaspheming is actually pronounced "blass-FEE-ming". Anyhoo: Messenger bag with black hole versus Dave Chappelle as Rick James?
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Post by crazygeneral on Mar 2, 2006 17:28:19 GMT -5
That's what it appears to be. Ok, so Fred you open up and expose your black hole, you sick freak, exposing yourself to strangers...anyways, "Rick James" freaks out and is like, "Fuck yo couch nigga! You're cold as ice! AS ICE!!!!" He stunningly hilarious over-reaction forces you to pause. Not to mention the police are coming after you now because of indecent exposure.
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Post by GM on Mar 2, 2006 17:39:30 GMT -5
take advantage of the pause to serve him up some pancakes "bitches"
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Post by Frederic Bourgault-Christie on Mar 2, 2006 18:46:14 GMT -5
Ah, so the Prince shift. I will say, "I EAT POLICE FOR CUNT BLASTS!" Use my black hole powers to overwhelm the sheer blackness of my adversary and use him as a hostage. Eat the pancakes and grapes.
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Post by GM on Mar 3, 2006 17:27:53 GMT -5
i activate my blackness overdrive ability becoming so black that im white creating a distortion in the space time continum eraseing all existance, if i cant activate that for some reason i poke him with the spatchula i used to make pancakes.
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Post by Frederic Bourgault-Christie on Mar 4, 2006 12:55:34 GMT -5
If he succeeds, close my messenger bag lid so I'm just a messenger bag being blasted white. And if he pokes me with a spatula, eat it.
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Post by crazygeneral on Mar 4, 2006 20:46:14 GMT -5
Fred, you become so dense that you esuck the black right outta Dave Chappelle and he loses half his power. Then the police arrest you and the next day the news paper headline reads, "MESSANGER BAG ARRESTED FOR EXPOSING SELF TO INNOCENT CHILDREN!" and your family all commit seppuku in shame.
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Post by Frederic Bourgault-Christie on Mar 4, 2006 21:13:22 GMT -5
Time to dance on their graves. Slip out through the bars of the holding cell and say, "Reagonomics!" as my password to leave,
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Post by GM on Mar 4, 2006 22:44:07 GMT -5
start regaining my blackness by striking a deal with the devil (wayne brady). when i have my black back i summon buck nasty to dispatch the bag.
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